By nature, women excel at seeing big picture views. The instant we step in the door we see: the mail on the counter, the crooked pillow, your socks on the floor, dirty dishes in the sink, and the list goes on. It is so distracting to us that we can’t sit down until its done and then there is ALWAYS more. It’s like a traveling itch. You think you got the itch and then it moves, and before you know it you’re cleaning the entire house.
So, if you want your woman to have sex with you tonight you must get the house cleaned!
Here are your options:
1) Do it Yourself! She will be so happy and enthusiastic about your thoughtfulness, she will be hitting you up for sex.
2) Hire a Housekeeper. If you don’t like to clean, or you can’t clean to her specs. then hire a housekeeper. Informal research suggests that men have more and better quality sex on housekeeper day than any other day of the week.
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