Tuesday, January 12, 2010

How to Get Your Woman to Have Sex with You Tonight!

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By nature, women excel at seeing big picture views. The instant we step in the door we see: the mail on the counter, the crooked pillow, your socks on the floor, dirty dishes in the sink, and the list goes on. It is so distracting to us that we can’t sit down until its done and then there is ALWAYS more. It’s like a traveling itch. You think you got the itch and then it moves, and before you know it you’re cleaning the entire house.

If we do have sex with you when the pillows are crooked, your socks are on the floor and dirty dishes are in the sink, we have to use focus and expend effort to let it all go and be in the moment with you. And by that time, we expended all our precious sex energy by willing the urge to clean out of our minds.

So, if you want your woman to have sex with you tonight you must get the house cleaned!

Here are your options:

1) Do it Yourself! She will be so happy and enthusiastic about your thoughtfulness, she will be hitting you up for sex.

2) Hire a Housekeeper. If you don’t like to clean, or you can’t clean to her specs. then hire a housekeeper. Informal research suggests that men have more and better quality sex on housekeeper day than any other day of the week.

However, the best bet to help ensure that you will have sex with your woman tonight is to:

3) Take Her to a Hotel. Hotels offer room service, house cleaning, and laundry service, which leaves her with a lot of extra energy to have SEX WITH YOU, maybe even multiple times.

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